Nothingness.

We were actually pretty productive today, all things considered. We're giving the resort a big thumbs-up, Maureen. It's not brand new by any means, but is nicely designed, has been pretty well kept up, and seems to draw a lot of low key Japanese and Korean golfers, which we'll take any day over the Australian party crowds in Kuta. We've decided to use more Starwood points and stay here for our two additional nights. We've rented a car, and I've already scared one hotel bellhop (driving on the left gets harder in parking lots) but this way, we aren't obliged to spend all of our time and eat all of our meals at the resort. Plus, we still want to do a day trip or two and see more of the island.

Now, some Le Meridien Nirwana Haiku:



no serene setting
can undo the gluttony
of breakfast buffet










greg norman designed
to golfers it means something
to us just "pretty!"










down slippery slides
under cascading water
pasty white man boobs